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Bill On Michael Jackson
Published with permission of most independent writer-- Bill Wickland

Bill's new tubeRight now BabaWawa, with help from that Brit who interviews rich people about their lives, is doing the musical Michael Jackson. This might be good. I don't know. Jackson can't be entirely stupid, if he can dance like that.

The 'guy?' can dance his butt off. I respect that. I was only drunk and stoned enough to do his moon dance thing twice in my life, but when I accomplished it, I loved doing it and having done it. I might get up and try it right now. It is only a foot thang.

I didn't mean by that "I was there" Gulf War One thang that I was some sort of hero for going there, even though I have a medal for it. Who gave me the medal? I went because I was broke and pissed off, and luckily I had a Z-Card, so I could get aboard a ship and have the time of my life for four or five years.

The sunsets at sea. The storms. Four times the Sargasso Sea, that floating, changing, sea of seaweed which few people see. Five times the Suez Canal, once the Panama Canal; once becoming a Turtle Back, one who has sailed on a ship above the Arctic circle one time. European whores, weed mixed with cigarette tobacco in wonderful dingy Spanish bars, happy people.

Super weed in Holland in the back seat of a Mercedes cab. Seeing the White Cliffs of Dover from the sea. Riding the French bullet train all the way north from Marseilles, with very good coffee, and with the most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes upon, and with her daughter, the same age-- and almost as gorgeous as mine.

I was missing a front tooth; no way I could 'score' the mother, but her daughter shared drawings with me. Riding that air-powered craft right onto the beach at Dover. That war was fun. I had fun, and I made money like never before. That does not make war right, just because I had fun during the last one.

- bill -- Sure glad I checked my E today!

Every thing I do will be funky, from now on.

-luvyerfriendbill --Sure glad I checked my E today!
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